Go to Hachette Book Group home

Search

Site Preferences

Show prices in:

By clicking “Accept,” you agree to the use of cookies and similar technologies on your device as set forth in our Cookie Policy and our Privacy Policy. Please note that certain cookies are essential for this website to function properly and do not require user consent to be deployed.

The Onion Book of Known Knowledge

A Definitive Encyclopaedia Of Existing Information

The Onion Book of Known Knowledge Open the full-size image

Contributors

By The Onion

Read by June Bunt

Read by Avery Sanford

Formats and Prices

Format

Format:

  1. Audiobook Download (Unabridged)
  2. ebook (Digital original) $12.99 $16.99 CAD
  3. Audiobook CD (Unabridged) $24.98 $27.98 CAD

Also available from:

Are you a witless cretin with no reason to live? Would you like to know more about every piece of knowledge ever? Do you have cash? Then congratulations, because just in time for the death of the print industry as we know it comes the final book ever published, and the only one you will ever need: The Onion’s compendium of all things known.

Replete with an astonishing assemblage of facts, illustrations, maps, charts, threats, blood, and additional fees to edify even the most simple-minded book-buyer, The Onion Book of Known Knowledge is packed with valuable information — such as the life stages of an Aunt; places to kill one’s self in Utica, New York; and the dimensions of a female bucket, or “pail.” With hundreds of entries for all 27 letters of the alphabet, The Onion Book of Known Knowledge must be purchased immediately to avoid the sting of eternal ignorance.

Genre:

On Sale
Oct 23, 2012
Publisher
Hachette Audio
ISBN-13
9781619692213

You May Also Like

You Can Do It!
You Can Do It! $30.00 $39.00 CAD
Please Scream Inside Your Heart
Please Scream Inside Your Heart $29.00 $37.00 CAD
So You Want to Move to Canada, Eh?
So You Want to Move to Canada, Eh? $17.99 $22.99 CAD
Monsters of the Ivy League
Monsters of the Ivy League $16.00 $21.00 CAD
The Coloring Book
The Coloring Book $35.00 $45.00 CAD

The Onion

About the Author

Since its founding by a Prussian tuber farmer in 1756, The Onion has attracted millions of loyal fans drawn to its fearless reporting and scathing commentary on world events, human behavior, and journalistic convention, and it has expanded into an omnipotent news empire, with Webby Award-winning TheOnion.com, Clickhole, and multiple bestselling books, including Our Dumb Century (1999), Our Dumb World (2007), and The Onion Book of Known Knowledge (2012). Its home offices are in Chicago.

Learn more about this author